

Damn, these guys just gave whip-it addicts a bad name. To add guerrilla-art heist to injury, the guests of shame had jacked the prized Banksy print of Leopard and Barcode. My wife and I were searching for a place to stay in Orlando on Airbnb. Too bad Jack Clarke and Dominic Jones didn't read this before renting out their pricey home while away at a wedding (another reason to hate destination nuptials) to a user with no ratings who claimed he "just wanted to treat his fiancé to a nice weekend." When the duo came home, they found that their home looked as if it had survived a party from American Pie or one of its middling sequels, with condoms, weed, empty cans of hippie crack (nitrous), and other rager aftermath littering the floors. Especially with an $8,000 Banksy print chilling in your living room. Another dose of wisdom (this one's from me): If your apartment is worth more than a million bucks, you probably shouldn't rent it out to dirty hippies. Jack Donaghy of 30 Rock once famously quipped, "Never follow a hippie to a second location." Sage advice. The missing Banksy and empty hippie crack
